Dance.

"Well I'd take some dance lessons cause the way you express yourself needs a little work."- Gilmore Girls

There are so many people that I wish I had the guts to say this to. Then again, many people could say the same to me. I don't know if I would call myself a hypocrite seeing as how I tend to catch myself before hitting that critical hypocritical point, but I don't follow my own advice (if a distinction such as that can be made). 

Hypocrites are my pet peeves. Even when I flirt with the line, I find myself going back to utter annoyance with the whole idea. 

This seems like a "la la la flowers, puppy dogs, rainbows" type of rant but no matter how cliche it is, I think it's a good rant. And please note that that was not the intended purpose. Just a rant. End tangent. 

OMG LOOK A NONA-PUS!!!!