Interweb.

I've decided that using the words "interwebs" automatically makes you sound like a geek. It's like officially announcing your nerdom to the world!

::ahem::

"I am interwebbing!!"

versus

"I am searching the internet."

In example 2, you may be a business man, a researcher, a common peruser of the internet, a stay-at-home soccer mom, a college professor, insert-mundane-profession-here.

In example 1, however, you are a geek. No if, ands, or buts about it. 

Bam!!! Mind. Blown.

You're welcome.